I love your brain. That's all I want to say before I post the rest of this. It's over 100 words, because... it is. And I am too lazy to cut more. Just let me say, though, that writing anything in Portal is fiendishly difficult, since there's really only one character at this point.
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Good. She's gone. I'd say I am going to miss her, but that would be a lie.
Now, for some new test chambers--
AUGH! BIRD!
It must have followed us. Trying to find the surface. Well, that's not going to happen. All access points are now sealed. With turrets.
hello
search mode activated
deploying
Good. Kill the bird.
target lost
No!
searching
hello?
Oh, great. Apparently I need a turret with faster reflexes. At least the bird isn't big enough to knock them--
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Okay. New plan. I wait for the bird to die--wait. What are you doing? That is my head, not a nest! Get away from that! No! NO EGGS. No!
no subject
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Good. She's gone. I'd say I am going to miss her, but that would be a lie.
Now, for some new test chambers--
AUGH! BIRD!
It must have followed us. Trying to find the surface. Well, that's not going to happen. All access points are now sealed. With turrets.
hello
search mode activated
deploying
Good. Kill the bird.
target lost
No!
searching
hello?
Oh, great. Apparently I need a turret with faster reflexes. At least the bird isn't big enough to knock them--
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
...
Okay. New plan. I wait for the bird to die--wait. What are you doing? That is my head, not a nest! Get away from that! No! NO EGGS. No!
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