Splash Started It: Five(ish) Not-Really Scary but Definitely Weird Fics

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For Halloween, Splash did a list of her five favorite scary(ish) fics she'd written, and I had to follow suit, mostly because I couldn't think of anything appropriately Halloween-themed to write this year, either.


The first three fics are really one fic, really:

Temporary Deadness: Sam finds herself a zombie, and Cam's already thought up a few jokes.
2000 Pounds: The sequel to "Temporary Deadness," in which Jack finds about Sam being a zombie and calls her.
Off-World Medical Incident Report Form: PDF copy of Carolyn's report about Sam.

Summer Vacation: Cam writes up his latest mission report.

Reversal: A future!fic with a few familiar faces but a decidedly different and not-exactly happy bent. This fic took over my brain and I wrote it all at once, although I'd probably do a few things differently now, I still think it's a little creepy.

Ten Easy Steps Toward Piracy: Not scary, per se, but it has pirates! Or at least, Vala and Teal'c pretending to be pirates.

Mushroom Surprise: Wayside School meets SG-1--or rather, I blatantly rip off one of my favorite stories from the Wayside School books.

ETA: I can't believe I forgot this one! Super Sekret Stargate Ponies: Or the one that needs no summary!

(Also, I found Vampires, which is completely open-ended, yes, and the Xlormp/SG-1 crossover fic that's really only funny if you know xlormp, which means it's mostly only funny to me.)