seven things about boobs

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1. mine are large
2. finding sports bras is a nightmare, unequaled by regular bras which are bad enough
3. i’m sort of obsessed with my own boobs? like there are posts about how girls don’t get distracted by their own breasts, that’s totally made up from boys, and i’m just like… *whistles*
4. watching people breastfeed is only sort of awkward the first handful of times and then it actually is no big deal, boobs, nipples, whatever
5. mine have literally never been perky, ever
6. i once managed to roll over in bed and pinch my nipple with my elbow. i know this to be true yet do not believe it because it seems to be physically impossible to recreate
7. itchy boobs are the worst (except for itchy feet)