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Holdouttrout via Livejournal ([identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] holdouttrout 2008-03-17 08:53 pm (UTC)

I fell out of my tree while leaning over the sidewalk looking for Jesus, and now I'm suing you for six gillion dollars.

Yes, because I have 6 gillion dollars. Also, you're looking the wrong direction. Jesus only appears in sidewalks suspended in mid-air.
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