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holdouttrout ([personal profile] holdouttrout) wrote2015-11-14 07:50 pm

Shipping

Shipping a canon ship before they kiss: THIS IS TORTURE. They haven’t even kissed yet! I love it so much!

Shipping a canon ship after they kiss: ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD. EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL. KISS MOAR!

Shipping a non-canon ship before they kiss: THIS IS TORTURE. Maybe they will kiss. Once? In a dream? Blooper reel? MAYBE I AM MISTAKEN AND IT WILL BE CANON?!?!

Shipping a non-canon ship after the canon ship kisses: ALL IS TERRIBLE. DESPAIR SURROUNDS ME. ALL DAY LONG THE CANON SHIPPERS PURSUE ME. THEIR JOY MOCKS MY PAIN.

#I want to apologize to any non-canon shippers I did not properly empathize with in the past