2. They tell you where they will be hiding.
3. They ask you where they should hide next.
4. You can totally half-ass your hiding spot and it’s still better than theirs.
5. When you ask them where they are they will tell you.
6. They will unexpectedly put your exasperated advice into practice and not giggle when you are within five feet of them.
7. They are so small that even when you know you are within five feet of them you might not be able to see them.
8. When you do find them they will have literally stuck a pillow over themselves for camouflage… and it will have worked.
Writing Meme
Aug. 5th, 2018 07:25 pm“Ground rules later, got it,” Emma said.
It’s from the friends-with-benefits fic I started to write pre-finale, but it doesn’t address Emma’s kid and I can’t quite decide if I just want to ignore that she has one or incorporate the baby into the fic…
I’ll tag @ussjellyfish, @arafaelkestra, @allthisandtea if they want to participate.
Rules: Write your ten favourite female characters from ten different fandoms and tag ten different people
Hermione Granger - Harry Potter

Nita Callahan - Young Wizards
Sam Carter - Stargate SG-1

Donna Noble - Doctor Who

Evie Carnahan - The Mummy

Lizzie Bennet - Pride and Prejudice
Regina Mills - Once Upon a Time

Miss Parker - The Pretender

Aeryn Sun - Farscape
Oliva Dunham - Fringe
I saw a Star Wars
Dec. 18th, 2017 08:28 pmIt was too long. I kept thinking that it was almost over and then there was another scene, and another one, and another one.
I really don’t know what they’re going to do from here…
I actually liked what they did with Kylo Ren–gave him more motivation for what he did that made sense but also didn’t excuse him. And I appreciate that he turned away again in the end.
I loved Luke.
I could barely manage to watch a good 10 minutes of the movie. I don’t think I need to spell out which part.
I don’t quite understand why Finn and Rose needed to have a romantic subplot in this movie. I liked her, though!
Some of the jokes might have been a little much, but at least they were funny, which is more than you could say about the prequel jokes.
I am so stressed out
Oct. 26th, 2017 08:32 pmAnd then I get to work and find out that my boss didn’t even try to have some of my work done by others yesterday, and yesterday was incredibly busy. And then another person in the office created more work that’s coming in today but isn’t there to deal with it. I have to do that. I am so angry and frustrated and overwhelmed and I actually usually like my job but this kind of thing just pisses me off.
This on top of having a new roommate who I like but even so there’s just so much change I can deal with.
And also I’m hungry.
Anyway, I’m eating lunch and crying and I’ll be okay, but I needed to feel not alone.
By the Beautiful Sea
Oct. 16th, 2017 08:39 pmThis weekend, I hung out with some wonderful people, and I did the following amazing things:
Had a wonderful drive to and from the Oregon Coast. Beautiful weather, a nice, easy drive through forest in the sunshine–absolutely perfect.
Enjoyed early-morning breakfasts with nice people and learned how to properly pronounce “chafing dish.”
Went to the beach in the early morning and took this picture:

Went to the beach later in the morning and chased a three-and-a-half-year-old to the water to keep her from diving headfirst into the briny deep and then carried her one-and-a-half-year-old sister back to the camp.
Ate delicious food.
Did some arts and crafts.
Went on an ill-advised hike by myself, hiking up to a 450 foot elevation on narrow, treacherous paths, coming back down on slippery grass and mud. I only fell once and only almost sprained my ankle. I saw no other living soul (except Bigfoot, but who doesn’t meet Bigfoot in the woods these days?)

I confessed said ill-advised trip to my friend and promised her never to do that again.
I learned the theory on how to ascend to a higher hammock from a lower hammock, but did not try this myself.
I avoided laughing my ass off during a very sincere, heartfelt, and technically inept singing performance during our “un-talent show,” which basically makes me a hero. (It would have been easy except I was literally laughing hysterically from the previous performance…)
I hung out around campfires with cool people.
I went star-gazing with cool people.
I played early-morning mini-golf.
I laughed, I cried, I cleaned up my cabin and went home.(no subject)
Oct. 13th, 2017 08:40 pm1. They had to know that the logical, meaningful end to Emma’s run as Savior was her death at the end of season 6.
2. In this show, getting married in That Dress, having a kid and basically abandoning another one is a more permanent death than death.
3. This theory does not explain any character assassination prior to the end of season 6.
#ouat spoilers #Ouat #anti emma swan #I'm so mad about this whole thing #I can't wait for this ep to be done and gone #I ranted at people all night last night(no subject)
Oct. 13th, 2017 08:40 pmWhat it is about is that ONE THING becoming her defining characteristic.
I’m sorry, but if you think her growing up and learning to love means that she has to accept every shitty thing her boyfriend does without more than a “that was kinda bad, lol”, if you think that means that Emma’s happy ending isn’t getting to fight for her son and his happy ending… Then I don’t fucking understand your definition of “strong female character.”
Become religious about using the right to, too, or two. Be militant about your there, their, they’re’s. Learn the difference between effect and affect, accept and except. Google every idiom you use to make sure you have it right. I GUARANTEE that you have at least one wrong. (I have rooted (not routed) out more than one in my own writing.)
LOOK EVERYTHING UP UNTIL YOU KNOW YOU GOT IT RIGHT.
And then ask someone else to read your stuff, someone you’re pretty sure gets this right 95% of the time. Because you already know what you’re trying to say, and these mistakes will be invisible to you.
Another OUAT What-If
Oct. 5th, 2017 08:43 pmNote: this takes into account vague spoilers from the upcoming seventh season, so you have been warned if that’s not something you want to see.
What if Hook sacrifices himself and everyone goes to the Underworld but they can’t get him back? What if death can’t be overridden? What if Hook stays dead and Emma mourns him at the end of the season and then the next season a duplicate version of him shows up? What if he and Emma have that connection but it’s not the same and it takes them the rest of the season to start to overcome this massive problem–that Emma loved him, tried to save him from death, that they went through all these things together but this Hook is not the same person, just similar enough that it’s sometimes wonderful and sometimes awful?
What if they overcome all that (in a meaningful way) and then Emma, who is fated to die, makes the hero’s choice and dies to save Gideon and defeat the Black Fairy?
Instead of breaking death on the show, you make it mean something. You’ve given the audience sympathy for Emma because her love is dead and gone and she’s dealing with that–and you’ve still managed to keep Hook. Not only that but suddenly Emma doesn’t look selfish–she looks like someone who has grown, who has learned that loving is worth it, that laying down her life is worth it for her family. You have made her death meaningful, important, and you have solved the problem of why she isn’t in the next season–again without coming up with some awful contrivance and without making her selfish.
To top it all off, you don’t have to introduce a new Hook, just continue on with the version of Hook people already know from the last season. And this one, while he loved and lost Emma, too, isn’t as tied to her, is better served by moving on.
That’s my high-level idea about how to fix this show in retrospect while keeping the Captain Swan ship. It sure is easier to think of ways to fix shows in retrospect…
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Sep. 19th, 2017 08:44 pmHe also linked me a 13-minute video with religious propaganda about the founding of the United States that boiled down to “Liberty isn’t liberty without Christ because reasons” that I’m not going to respond to at all.
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Aug. 31st, 2017 08:46 pmMeme
I was tagged by the lovely @gabolange - what do you mean she didn’t actually write my name there it’s clearly addressed to me!
One insecurity:
- that people are only pretending to like me. (mostly I don’t believe this anymore, but sometimes it sneaks in for a little while again)
Two fears:
- Bees
- Being left alone when I really need someone
Three turn-ons:
- a good sense of humor
- long, rambling discussions
- hair pulling
Four life goals:
- write a book
- see Machu Picchu
- organize my house
- be more involved in the world
Five things I like:
- the ocean
- early mornings
- chocolate
- smutty fanfic
- the kudos email from ao3
Six weaknesses:
- really good books or fanfic that make me stay up later than I should
- my right knee
- smutty fanfic
- blondes
- curiosity
- sugar
Seven things I love:
- a clean and organized house
- finishing a project
- posting fanfic
- 90s syndicated TV shows
- being moved to cry
- children
- being delighted by the unexpected
Tag eight people
@its-rowark, @knightedrogue, @arafaelkestra, @tomthefanboy, @caraina, @soulofsilence, @annerbhp, @ussjellyfish
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Jul. 19th, 2017 08:56 pmThis is really tough!
DQ is fantastic, and if I had to pick a ship to actually happen on the actual show, DQ would win because I don’t feel like the show left Emma and Regina in the right spot for each other, whereas I feel that DQ could be a good, strong, mature ship for Mal and Regina–and it’s a lovely story of two complicated people finding each other in a less-than-perfect way in a less-than-perfect world.
However, my soul belongs to SQ, definitely. I love the idea of these two destined enemies turning around and finding each other to be compatible in ways that they certainly never expected or even really wanted. I love the way they are honest and open with each other in ways that they normally aren’t with other people. I love that it’s complicated and messy and I have no explanation for the way they look at each other otherwise.
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Jul. 15th, 2017 08:58 pm(and then the brain magically says*, “Well, we are all ready to work out–why don’t we just go?)
*sometimes, anyway