randomizer meme: the villain edition

So the last time I did this, I inadvertently stacked the deck. So I thought, “Self, why not do it again… with villains!” So I did. (I actually had to ask for help thinking of villains, but my friends are awesome.) I promised I’d tag @knightedrogue on this one for her help.

Rules:
1. Go to this website: https://www.random.org/lists/
2. Pick 15 characters from any fandom
3. Tag a few people

1. Your mom/dad: The Evil Queen. (HONESTLY COULD BE WORSE.)
2. Your sibling: Ba'al. OH NO.
3. Your grandma/grandpa: Peter Pan (from Once Upon a Time). That… that… that… okay then.
4. Haunts you: President Snow. What did I do to deserve this!?
5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Rumplestiltskin. Yeah, so I know I have only myself to blame here. 
6. Your ex: Catwoman. I bet it lasted way longer than it should have.
7. Your best friend: Cruella DeVil. OH HONEY.
8. Proposed to you: Loki. But what animal was he at the time?
9. Your boss: Mr. Parker (The Pretender). I hate going in to work. I always feel like someone is going to belittle me. Also, the elevators are inexplicably creepy.
10. The random person you met at the bar: Darth Vader. Sexy voice, but the all black is a little strange…
11. Your rival: Anubis. Well, then. I’m screwed. Unless I can convince my other boss Daniel Jackson to help.
12. Gave you your first kiss: Carmen Sandiego. I swear I put this through the randomizer!
13. Drunk and singing karaoke with: Zelena. (SHE STILL COUNTS AS A VILLAIN.) And that would be AWESOME.
14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with: Lex Luther. EW EW EW.
15. Gave you your favorite dessert: Umbridge. OH GOD DON’T EAT IT.