holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Sam_Jack_stillthere)
Title: Close to Perfect
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Category: Fluff
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Summary: If something was going to happen, it would happen soon. AU post-Moebius.
Notes: I've been feeling nostalgic lately, and reading a lot of Sam/Jack fic. I thought, "Hey, if I'm feeling nostalgic, maybe someone else is, too." So I dove into my WIP folder and found this nicely indulgent little thing, waiting for a decent ending.
Read on AO3


If something was going to happen, it would happen soon )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Sam_Jack_stillthere)
Title: Rules
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: Teen
Category: Humor, Fluff
Pairing/Characters: Sam/Jack
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] annerbhp for the quick beta and reassurance.
Summary: Rule #1: Don't sleep with your commanding officer.

Read More )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (sam_vala)
Title: Keeping Secrets Doesn't Work if You Use Real Names
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Rating: PG
Category: Fluffy Angst
Pairing/Characters: Sam/Vala.
Summary: Vala's got a new hobby, but it could end up getting SG-1 in trouble.
Notes: Okay, so everyone and their mothers had vampires on the brain, and I have an entire AU in my head where the Goa'uld are literal, space-faring vampires. But then I realized that the story I really wanted to tell was a little different. So if you want the Vampiric Goa'uld AU, you're going to have to ask Vala instead. This is set before Don't Ask, Don't Tell bit the dust.



I told you, I can't take it. )
holdouttrout: (Sam_Jack_Shift)
My apologies for the multiple entries, but I told [livejournal.com profile] annerbhp to berate me if I hadn't posted something by today, and I have to meet the deadline!

Title: Three Times Sam and Jack Didn't Touch
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Rating: G
Summary: Exactly what it says on the box. Unbetaed fluff.


Fluffity fluff )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Sam)
Title: Looking Back
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Sam/Janet
Rating: PG
Category: Fluff
Summary: Janet's always watched Sam, but tonight, Sam's looking back. My thanks to [personal profile] pepper for the beta.


If she was honest, it wasn't just envy she felt. )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (sam_vala)
Title: Undone
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Sam/Vala
Rating: PG
Category: Fluff
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Summary: Sam would have had to be dead not to appreciate the way Vala looked in that dress.
Notes: My thanks to [personal profile] pepper for the beta!



She had one weakness )
holdouttrout: (Sam_Jack_Shift)
Title: Safe Distance
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing/Category: Sam/Jack Fluff, Smut
Rating: R
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Summary: This is a sequel to Pretense, involving, among other things, onions, the myth of Jack’s inability to grill, and ice cream. My thanks to [personal profile] pepper for her fabulous beta skills.



It seemed they didn't learn from their mistakes )
holdouttrout: (Sam_Jack_Shift)
Exorcism: The Sam/Jack Telepathy Fic I Wasn't Meant to Write

For this year's Day of Indulgence, I decided to tackle a project I'd been working on for a while already: a Sam/Jack telepathy fic that wasn't about how awesome a psychic bond would be, but also about how annoying sharing a mind would be, especially since Sam and Jack are very different people.

It is, alas, with great regret that I must admit defeat. For now.

I will, however, share what I have, which is, essentially, all the setup and none of the climax or resolution. Therefore, you get Sam and Jack being adorable, without the angst that was supposed to come after!

(It's also fairly long, for all that there isn't much there.)

The telepathy fic that isn't )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Title: Bait of Pleasure
Author: [personal profile] holdouttrout
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters/Pairing: Highlight to reveal: Sam/Ba'al
Wordcount: 1700
Warnings: Highlight to reveal: Sexual situations, character death (the two are somewhat related)
Rating: NC-17
Summary/Notes: This is an alternate timeline of Continuum (Yes, an alternate timeline of an alternate timeline), in which Sam is not military or with NASA. It was written for [community profile] 36_stratagems for the prompt "Hide a knife behind a smile. Charm and ingratiate yourself to your enemy. When you have gained his trust, move against him in secret." My abject thanks to [personal profile] ultranos for reading it first and to [personal profile] abyssinia, who shared my brainspace and betaed it for me.


Click to read )
holdouttrout: (fangirlz)
Title: Sam's Patented Stress Relief Solution
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters: Sam, Teal'c. Sam/Sam/Sam/Sam/Sam/etc
Rating: Teen (mentions of an orgy, masturbation)
Summary: Teal'c finds a very unhappy Sam and isn't anywhere near prepared for what she says is the matter. Set during Ripple Effect.
Notes: First, you have to understand that [livejournal.com profile] annienau08 and I are very silly, and, while in Vancouver, had a very silly conversation about Sam, the team, and orgies. This whole fic is her fault... unless it was mine. Actually, calling it a fic might be a little much. :-)

Of all his teammates, she was the one most fascinated by alternate versions of herself )
holdouttrout: (team_shoes)
Title: Breathe, Damn it!
Prompt: Breathe from [livejournal.com profile] one_prompt
Characters: Jack, Sam, Daniel, Teal'c, Janet.
Rating/Category: PG, Gen
Spoilers: none
Summary: Janet and Teal'c are up to something, but Jack can't figure it out.
Notes/Warnings: My abject thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aurora_novarum for the alpha, the beta, and the refusal to back down from telling me it still wasn't right.

Crackfic Below! )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
I've been hitting my head against the writing wall lately, and I've decided there's only one cure: a meme.

Give me two of the most outrageous prompts you can think of: silly, cliche, or just plain absurd, and I'll pick one and write it in three hundred words or less.

[livejournal.com profile] annerbhp, do you think this would count as finishing something? *g*
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (thor)
Well, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mrspollifax, there is plenty of crackfic inspiration over here, which is where I got this title from. Imagine, if you will, a used bookstore, filled to the brim with romance novels. You find a little one with a tattered cover, much beloved, with a picture of a buff and manly man, wearing what looks like unbuttoned and disheveled army fatigues. He is accompanied by a small, grey alien with a knowing expression. The title reads

The Asgard's Search

You flip it over to read the back:

A Dire Threat Brings Two Souls Together from Across the Galaxy

Thor is long-lived, cerebral being who witnessed many of the great meetings between the Four Races and the downfall of the Ancients. Now only a shadow of his former, imposing physical self, he lives in the shadow of the Replicator War, desperate to find the key to stopping the machines once and for all. He is a being hunted by the knowledge that despite all his understanding of the universe, he might not find a solution in time to prevent the destruction of his race. Even more dire is the longing he feels for companionship, a longing he thought he had overcome millenia ago, newly reawakened by his discovery of one man, the human warrior Jack O'Neill.

Jack dreamed about someday reaching the stars, but never imagined that he could one day walk among them, or what terrors and excitement they would bring. After the loss of his son Charlie, he is thrust onto a galactic stage and must fight not only for his life, but the very fate of Earth itself. In time, he comes to peace with his son's death, but everything changes when he encounters the Asgard, a race of beings who have achieve near immortality through cloning, and their Supreme Commander, Thor. Thor challenges all of Jack's assumptions about life, the universe...and love.


Intrigued, you flip open the front cover.

read a sample )

You buy the book immediately, of course. :-)
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Title: Cure for the Common Birthday
Author: holdouttrout
Rating: All ages
Warning/Spoilers: None. Set in a vague season 7.
Prompt(s): Suspicious.
Summary: Carter comes through for Jack in his moment of most dire need: his birthday party.
Notes: My eternal gratitude to [livejournal.com profile] beanpot who betaed this for me and pointed out several things that have since been changed to make this better, and to all the mods of [livejournal.com profile] jacksamfriends who rocked in putting the whole ficathon together and were very nice about me switching prompts when I was at my lowest point of DESPAIR. *g*

Cure for the Common Birthday )

*fin*
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Title: Cure for the Common Birthday
Author: holdouttrout
Rating: All ages
Warning/Spoilers: None. Set in a vague season 7.
Prompt(s): Suspicious.
Summary: Carter comes through for Jack in his moment of most dire need: his birthday party.
Notes: My eternal gratitude to [livejournal.com profile] beanpot who betaed this for me and pointed out several things that have since been changed to make this better, and to all the mods of [livejournal.com profile] jacksamfriends who rocked in putting the whole ficathon together and were very nice about me switching prompts when I was at my lowest point of DESPAIR. *g*

Cure for the Common Birthday )

*fin*
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Thinky Daniel)
Written in honor of the birthday of [livejournal.com profile] abyssinia4077. Happy Birthday, darling!

It was too long to fit into a comment at the [livejournal.com profile] carnivalofsquee gleeathon, so I'm posting it here.

Laughter always starts these things )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Thinky Daniel)
Written in honor of the birthday of [livejournal.com profile] abyssinia4077. Happy Birthday, darling!

It was too long to fit into a comment at the [livejournal.com profile] carnivalofsquee gleeathon, so I'm posting it here.

Laughter always starts these things )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (leverage_parker)
Too long to fit into a comment at the [livejournal.com profile] carnivalofsquee gleeathon, so I'm posting it here.

From the prompt "The fine art of space ship theft," which was pointed out to me by [livejournal.com profile] beanpot.

Vala loved working with professionals )

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