holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (brain_bleach)
Title: Newcomer
Fandom: A toy world specifically focusing on a Care Bear and A My Little Pony
Pairing: Funshine Bear/Sunny Daze
Category: OMG I am so going to hell
Summary: A new toy comes to the room, and Funshine Bear is inexplicably unhappy.
Notes: From the prompt "Fuzzy-wuzzy bear," for [livejournal.com profile] beanpot (who was drunk at the time she asked for this). You can totally look up these two characters on google if you want; I did all my 'research' on there, or you can take my word on the fact that Funshine Bear was genderswapped in her/his own canon.


This is probably where I should apologize )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (brain_bleach)
Title: Newcomer
Fandom: A toy world specifically focusing on a Care Bear and A My Little Pony
Pairing: Funshine Bear/Sunny Daze
Category: OMG I am so going to hell
Summary: A new toy comes to the room, and Funshine Bear is inexplicably unhappy.
Notes: From the prompt "Fuzzy-wuzzy bear," for [livejournal.com profile] beanpot (who was drunk at the time she asked for this). You can totally look up these two characters on google if you want; I did all my 'research' on there, or you can take my word on the fact that Funshine Bear was genderswapped in her/his own canon.


This is probably where I should apologize )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (parker)
Challenge: 6 (Vampires AU)
Title: Cold
Word count: Approx. 400 words. (It just wouldn't be a drabble)
Character(s): Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney, Broots, and mentions of Raines.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slightly crackified terror. It could also count as holiday fic, I suppose. *grins* Written for [livejournal.com profile] blue_cove.


Mystery )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (parker)
Challenge: 6 (Vampires AU)
Title: Cold
Word count: Approx. 400 words. (It just wouldn't be a drabble)
Character(s): Jarod, Miss Parker, Sydney, Broots, and mentions of Raines.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slightly crackified terror. It could also count as holiday fic, I suppose. *grins* Written for [livejournal.com profile] blue_cove.


Mystery )
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (OTPsmartass)
So...you know that Cliche Fic I'm supposed to write? I started to write one today, but I really wasn't in the mood for angsty, involved storytelling. So you get bad!fic cliches instead. Pepper, I SWEAR this isn't your non-existent bday present. That should be a proper fic, with characters and plot and stuff. HOWEVER, this totally counts for the "Staying a little too late on movie night..." cliche. It clocks in at a whopping 336 words. Woot!

I Present: "Sorry"

In which Teal'c and Daniel are not-so Mysteriously Absent )

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (OTPsmartass)
So...you know that Cliche Fic I'm supposed to write? I started to write one today, but I really wasn't in the mood for angsty, involved storytelling. So you get bad!fic cliches instead. Pepper, I SWEAR this isn't your non-existent bday present. That should be a proper fic, with characters and plot and stuff. HOWEVER, this totally counts for the "Staying a little too late on movie night..." cliche. It clocks in at a whopping 336 words. Woot!

I Present: "Sorry"

In which Teal'c and Daniel are not-so Mysteriously Absent )

holdouttrout: (blame)
I am taking only partial blame for this. This not-ficlet is dedicated to the hardworking people on the Dragon*Con Stargate track, [livejournal.com profile] splash_the_cat, who brought this to my attention, and most especially [livejournal.com profile] beanpot, who had a lousy day yesterday and could use a little crackfic in her life.

Title: Super Sekret Stargate Ponies
Category: Horror, Crackfic, Gen
Amount which I am sorry: Much, much more than you can imagine.

Oh, dear god. Forgive me. )

Please, please don't kill me.

EDIT: NOW WITH COMMENT FIC BY [livejournal.com profile] supplyship, in which Jack saves them all from horrible pony doom!

holdouttrout: (blame)
I am taking only partial blame for this. This not-ficlet is dedicated to the hardworking people on the Dragon*Con Stargate track, [livejournal.com profile] splash_the_cat, who brought this to my attention, and most especially [livejournal.com profile] beanpot, who had a lousy day yesterday and could use a little crackfic in her life.

Title: Super Sekret Stargate Ponies
Category: Horror, Crackfic, Gen
Amount which I am sorry: Much, much more than you can imagine.

Oh, dear god. Forgive me. )

Please, please don't kill me.

EDIT: NOW WITH COMMENT FIC BY [livejournal.com profile] supplyship, in which Jack saves them all from horrible pony doom!

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
You requested them, and I wrote them. Enjoy!

Breathless: Sam/Daniel porn, for [livejournal.com profile] shutthef_up MATURE.

It's a little clumsy )

Pretense: Sam/Cam, through Jack's bitter eyes, requested by [livejournal.com profile] surreallis

Poor Jack )

Gestational: Sam/Vala (kinda), MPREG Crackfic for [livejournal.com profile] splash_the_cat (You really need the total request for this one: Cam becomes the gestational surrogate for Sam and Vala's triplets. And Daniel and Cam get trapped in a supply closet, and Cam goes into labor, and Daniel is the one who has to deliver the babies. But then Janet Descends from her heretofore unknown Ascension to talk him through it, and they all live happily ever after.

Except Cam, who never actually really thought about how the babies were going to come out.

THE END.


She gave me the entire plot, and this is my take )

Blue Eyes: Uh...songfic cliche for [livejournal.com profile] supplyship

The prompt went through its own revision process )

Comfort Food: Teal'c on a television cooking show for [livejournal.com profile] pulsar4529

Cookies! )

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
You requested them, and I wrote them. Enjoy!

Breathless: Sam/Daniel porn, for [livejournal.com profile] shutthef_up MATURE.

It's a little clumsy )

Pretense: Sam/Cam, through Jack's bitter eyes, requested by [livejournal.com profile] surreallis

Poor Jack )

Gestational: Sam/Vala (kinda), MPREG Crackfic for [livejournal.com profile] splash_the_cat (You really need the total request for this one: Cam becomes the gestational surrogate for Sam and Vala's triplets. And Daniel and Cam get trapped in a supply closet, and Cam goes into labor, and Daniel is the one who has to deliver the babies. But then Janet Descends from her heretofore unknown Ascension to talk him through it, and they all live happily ever after.

Except Cam, who never actually really thought about how the babies were going to come out.

THE END.


She gave me the entire plot, and this is my take )

Blue Eyes: Uh...songfic cliche for [livejournal.com profile] supplyship

The prompt went through its own revision process )

Comfort Food: Teal'c on a television cooking show for [livejournal.com profile] pulsar4529

Cookies! )

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] karma_aster was complaining about the anti-Pete sentiment and wondering why no one ever wrote Jack as the asshole and Pete as the knight in shining armor. I didn't quite write that exact scenario, but...I did write fic!

warning: gratuitous use of blue eyes ahead )

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] karma_aster was complaining about the anti-Pete sentiment and wondering why no one ever wrote Jack as the asshole and Pete as the knight in shining armor. I didn't quite write that exact scenario, but...I did write fic!

warning: gratuitous use of blue eyes ahead )

Meme!

Feb. 27th, 2008 09:21 am
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Last seen with [livejournal.com profile] abyssinia4077:

The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.


EDIT: Okay, I can't resist. First of all, [livejournal.com profile] pepper_field has a rant about her IT department, and someone commented that *their* IT department is comprised of individuals who are clearly aliens from another planet. To which pepper said, "Yeah, but are the Asgards or Goa'ulds."

So then...

Fic Happened )

Meme!

Feb. 27th, 2008 09:21 am
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Last seen with [livejournal.com profile] abyssinia4077:

The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.


EDIT: Okay, I can't resist. First of all, [livejournal.com profile] pepper_field has a rant about her IT department, and someone commented that *their* IT department is comprised of individuals who are clearly aliens from another planet. To which pepper said, "Yeah, but are the Asgards or Goa'ulds."

So then...

Fic Happened )

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Sam_angry)

Okay, so last night 

[livejournal.com profile] annerbhp and I were talking, and I was (supposedly) beta-ing her [profile] sjficathonstory, but the only thing *I* found (am I a terrible beta, or is she just. that. brilliant?) was that she had typed "RepliCater" instead of "RepliCarter."

So I point this out, and hilarity ensued about caterers and food and then she posted her story and I went to bed.

This morning, I went to post a review of her story, and I mentioned I hadn't really done anything to deserve her thanks, and she said that no, I really had, and pointed out the RepliCaterer thing.

So I wrote a comment fic set during season 8. You know, kinda. You can find it here or below the cut. (She also pimped it for me!)

 

RepliCarter 1.0 )



*_*_*_*_*

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Sam_angry)

Okay, so last night 

[livejournal.com profile] annerbhp and I were talking, and I was (supposedly) beta-ing her [profile] sjficathonstory, but the only thing *I* found (am I a terrible beta, or is she just. that. brilliant?) was that she had typed "RepliCater" instead of "RepliCarter."

So I point this out, and hilarity ensued about caterers and food and then she posted her story and I went to bed.

This morning, I went to post a review of her story, and I mentioned I hadn't really done anything to deserve her thanks, and she said that no, I really had, and pointed out the RepliCaterer thing.

So I wrote a comment fic set during season 8. You know, kinda. You can find it here or below the cut. (She also pimped it for me!)

 

RepliCarter 1.0 )



*_*_*_*_*

holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Long, long ago, I promised the SG-1 as bunnies fic. Then, I kinda forgot about it until my stuffed bunny, Jack, reminded me that I really ought to post that, because wasn't around here somewhere, pretty much ready to go?

Jack is a wise stuffed rabbit (and the reason for this mess).

Title: Bunnies!
Fandom: SG-1
Category: Crackfic
Rating: Mild
Summary: SG-1 gets turned into bunnies. Maybe.

Cute, fluffy, flop-eared bunnies )

*_*_*_*
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Long, long ago, I promised the SG-1 as bunnies fic. Then, I kinda forgot about it until my stuffed bunny, Jack, reminded me that I really ought to post that, because wasn't around here somewhere, pretty much ready to go?

Jack is a wise stuffed rabbit (and the reason for this mess).

Title: Bunnies!
Fandom: SG-1
Category: Crackfic
Rating: Mild
Summary: SG-1 gets turned into bunnies. Maybe.

Cute, fluffy, flop-eared bunnies )

*_*_*_*
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Well, the Aliens Made Them Do It rec list was what I'd call a success. I'll try to post the next list sometime next week.

In other business, I need prompts.

I already have one, from my good friend KR, who's already sick and tired of me writing Stargate fics instead of Han/Leia: Write a fic in which Jack suddenly becomes female and Sam and him have an awkward moment.

Yes. I was told to write genderswap fic. By someone who didn't know there was a phrase for that sort of thing.

It's revenge, I tell you. Revenge.

So, unbetaed, written WAY past my bedtime. I'm making no promises except that there's absolutely nothing particularly scandalous about this fic at all.



But really, I'll take at least one prompt from anyone who cares to give it.
holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (Default)
Well, the Aliens Made Them Do It rec list was what I'd call a success. I'll try to post the next list sometime next week.

In other business, I need prompts.

I already have one, from my good friend KR, who's already sick and tired of me writing Stargate fics instead of Han/Leia: Write a fic in which Jack suddenly becomes female and Sam and him have an awkward moment.

Yes. I was told to write genderswap fic. By someone who didn't know there was a phrase for that sort of thing.

It's revenge, I tell you. Revenge.

So, unbetaed, written WAY past my bedtime. I'm making no promises except that there's absolutely nothing particularly scandalous about this fic at all.



But really, I'll take at least one prompt from anyone who cares to give it.

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