five things about dragon queen

I’m SUPER curious about Mal. How old is she? What’s her past like? The consensus appears to be that she doesn’t just turn into a dragon but IS a dragon, which is awesome, but how? Why live mostly as a human? WHAT HAPPENED WITH BRIAR ROSE? Does Mal like men in bed or does she prefer them roasted with ketchup? When did she decide that revenge was overrated? Did she ever feel guilty for cursing Aurora? Do she and Lily reconnect or does Lily bail?

What I’m saying is that there’s a lot a lot a lot of backstory to mine for her, which I LOVE.

It’s obvious that Regina and Mal were friends beyond just meeting that one time in Paris… but not really hanging out all the time, either. So… did they have lots of sex during that time or was that more an illicit weekend-away thing while Regina was still married?

I would be very happy if Regina and Mal started hanging out as friends on the show and then gradually realized they still had feelings for each other and kissed. That, to me, would be just a terribly beautiful love story.

@oparu wants to make sure I point out that they both have boobs. I also think this is important to note.

seven things about boobs

1. mine are large
2. finding sports bras is a nightmare, unequaled by regular bras which are bad enough
3. i’m sort of obsessed with my own boobs? like there are posts about how girls don’t get distracted by their own breasts, that’s totally made up from boys, and i’m just like… *whistles*
4. watching people breastfeed is only sort of awkward the first handful of times and then it actually is no big deal, boobs, nipples, whatever
5. mine have literally never been perky, ever
6. i once managed to roll over in bed and pinch my nipple with my elbow. i know this to be true yet do not believe it because it seems to be physically impossible to recreate
7. itchy boobs are the worst (except for itchy feet)