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So...you know that Cliche Fic I'm supposed to write? I started to write one today, but I really wasn't in the mood for angsty, involved storytelling. So you get bad!fic cliches instead. Pepper, I SWEAR this isn't your non-existent bday present. That should be a proper fic, with characters and plot and stuff. HOWEVER, this totally counts for the "Staying a little too late on movie night..." cliche. It clocks in at a whopping 336 words. Woot!
I Present: "Sorry"
Teal'c and Daniel had to cancel on Team Night--Teal'c because of an emergency on Chulak that was completely uninteresting, and Daniel because he'd managed to get infected with a near-deadly alien virus, again, and was currently in the infirmary.
Normally, this would have meant that Sam and Jack spent long, boring evenings at their respective homes, or in the infirmary observation room, but tonight, mysteriously, they decided that, of course, it was perfectly reasonable to spend time together like they normally never did, and that nothing would happen, as long as they were careful to obey the Unspoken Rules of their relatio--friendship. They could be friends, right?
They decided against a movie--too dangerous, what with the popcorn, and the couch, and blankets, and the potential for heads to be rested on shoulders--and opted for a game.
Of course, the only game Jack owned--besides a deck of cards, which was out because that brought up images of strip poker--was "Sorry." They each played two colors, (and no, I am NOT telling you which, you don't deserve to know, you review-pinching fiends), and chased each other's pieces around the board a few times until Sam remarked that it was, by far, the most boring game she'd ever played. And then Jack gave her a wicked look and spoke without thinking--he was good at that--and said that they should make things more interesting.
Which lead to them trying to have sex on top of the game board, only the little plastic pieces kept making things very uncomfortable, and the cards were rather slippery, and then a little plastic piece ended up a very odd place indeed and they had to go to the infirmary so Janet could get it out.
Luckily, she was so worried about Daniel that she didn't ask any awkward questions, and because it was the middle of the night, Jack and Sam were able to sneak off to the briefing room and have sex there.
The End.
I Present: "Sorry"
Teal'c and Daniel had to cancel on Team Night--Teal'c because of an emergency on Chulak that was completely uninteresting, and Daniel because he'd managed to get infected with a near-deadly alien virus, again, and was currently in the infirmary.
Normally, this would have meant that Sam and Jack spent long, boring evenings at their respective homes, or in the infirmary observation room, but tonight, mysteriously, they decided that, of course, it was perfectly reasonable to spend time together like they normally never did, and that nothing would happen, as long as they were careful to obey the Unspoken Rules of their relatio--friendship. They could be friends, right?
They decided against a movie--too dangerous, what with the popcorn, and the couch, and blankets, and the potential for heads to be rested on shoulders--and opted for a game.
Of course, the only game Jack owned--besides a deck of cards, which was out because that brought up images of strip poker--was "Sorry." They each played two colors, (and no, I am NOT telling you which, you don't deserve to know, you review-pinching fiends), and chased each other's pieces around the board a few times until Sam remarked that it was, by far, the most boring game she'd ever played. And then Jack gave her a wicked look and spoke without thinking--he was good at that--and said that they should make things more interesting.
Which lead to them trying to have sex on top of the game board, only the little plastic pieces kept making things very uncomfortable, and the cards were rather slippery, and then a little plastic piece ended up a very odd place indeed and they had to go to the infirmary so Janet could get it out.
Luckily, she was so worried about Daniel that she didn't ask any awkward questions, and because it was the middle of the night, Jack and Sam were able to sneak off to the briefing room and have sex there.
The End.
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Date: 2008-06-25 11:43 pm (UTC)From:ILU, HoT!
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Date: 2008-06-25 11:47 pm (UTC)From:I LU2!!!1
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Date: 2008-06-26 02:22 am (UTC)From:I will never look at Sorry! the same way again. o_0
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Date: 2008-06-26 03:43 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-06-26 02:23 am (UTC)From:Only, why didn't they have sex with Daniel in the infirmary as well?
Plz write a sequil, or maybe we can co-author one!!!!
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Date: 2008-06-26 03:44 pm (UTC)From:Ew, no wai! Daniel is like a silbling to both of them--that would be gross! Maybe we could write one with Cam instead. ;-)
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Date: 2008-06-26 02:40 am (UTC)From:But omg, how are you ever going to go back to family game night with a straight face?!? ;)
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Date: 2008-06-26 03:45 pm (UTC)From:Although my family generally plays Scrabble. So that's okay.
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Date: 2008-06-26 02:46 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2008-06-26 03:45 pm (UTC)From:(Hee!)
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Date: 2008-06-26 02:00 pm (UTC)From:*forgives*
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Date: 2008-06-26 07:24 pm (UTC)From:;-)
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Date: 2008-06-26 08:38 pm (UTC)From:(Keep in mind that I'm hopped up on Vicodin at the moment)
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Date: 2008-06-26 09:14 pm (UTC)From:Bwa ha ha! Best way to enjoy fic evah!