Mini Action Figure Theater: Sam, Vala, and Tony

[holdouttrout]

I apologize for the blurry pics; I am not a photographer and also the lighting in my room sucks. I took these while also pointing a lamp at my very patient actors. *g*




Tony: Well, what do we have here? My name is Tony. Tony Stark.


Sam: Did you make that armor? It's fairly good workmanship, considering it was made on Earth.


Tony: If you want, I can give you extensively detailed specs. You know, privately.


Vala: Hey! What about me? Tony: Oh! You--wow. You're tall, aren't you? And you have excellent bone structure...


Sam: You can't be serious. Vala: I think I am. Sam: ...


Sam: Remember, the number one rule for sex, folks: no guns! Tony: Yes!


Sam: You really are tall, you know. Vala: Shut up and kiss me.


Tony: Uh...ladies? Hello?


Sam and Vala: ... Tony: Oh, well, this is cool, too.

Comments

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

Tony: I should have installed a damn video camera in this suit! What the hell was I thinking?!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Really, Tony should know the value of a good camera. *g*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

*uses icon*

Sam and Vala do sort of naturally hug and grope each other, yes.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

They do! I put them together, and it was like, "Oh hai! Secks nao?"

[ijemanja.livejournal.com]

Heeee! Short Tony is short.

Also, wow, how low cut is Vala's top?

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Short Tony is short! (in fact, Vala's just a little tall, too, so together they look just a little odd...)

Yes, Vala's shirt is low. It totally helps that last pic out, though.

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* OMG. I so needed this today.

And you have excellent bone structure...

HAHAHAHA! I was totally thinking that actionfigure!Sam and actionfigure!Vala look way more butch than actionfigure!Tony. He has a lovely girlish figure.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Tony has a very nice figure. His arms seem a little orange to me, though... *g* (He's also quite bendy, although that wasn't exploited very much in this installment.)

Sam and Vala look like they could take on a bunch of Jaffa.

[mrspollifax.livejournal.com]

Hi, cleavage! Hee hee.

Sam: Did you make that armor? It's fairly good workmanship, considering it was made on Earth.

Sam, you are such an adorable geek.

*giggles a lot*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Isn't she? *g* I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

Wow, toy Vala is so much taller than toy Sam even with hat.

Poor Tony is tiny (and looks a bit like Ming the Merciless).

Excellent bone structure. *sporfle*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Toy Vala is not only taller, but slightly bigger. It amuses me.

Poor Tony is tiny (and looks a bit like Ming the Merciless).

*giggles because it's true*

[a-loquita.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Oh, you are silly, but I love it!

Also, isn't it the other way around on the show-- AT is taller than CB, right? I can't remember.

[aurora-novarum.livejournal.com]

Yes. AT is 5'9". CB is like around 5'2" or something (she may be taller than Teryl, but it's not by much).

Also, IIRC (and hey, IMDB may be off)

BenB and MS = 6'
RDA = 6'1"
CJ = 6'4"
TR = 5' (I think she tries to stretch it to 5'2" but people I know who've met her would say that's a stretch).

And why these random facts have stuck in my head? no idea. Unless it's to counter the fanon that Daniel is a bitty boy while Teal'c is a giant.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Theoretically, they're the same height, at 5'9'', according to imdb. I am slightly suspicious, but I do believe they're close.

[a-loquita.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, thanks. I remember seeing that they put really high heeled boots on TR so her height difference wasn't as bad. I never noticed if they did the same for Vala at times. But I also remember a commentary somewhere along the line where one of the directors said they liked blocking scenes with Vala and Teal'c next to each other because the size difference is so comical. I guess at times it works to their advantage. :)

[crazedturkey.livejournal.com]

Was that the same thing where she was talking about her 'working with Rick' shoes and they were about six inch heels?

I remember sporfling about how you would ever be able to run to an arrest in those!

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

[Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<you [...] structure</i>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]

<you have excellent bone structure</i>!!

Very amusing and a little disturbing [g]

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thank you!

[annienau08.livejournal.com]

Okay, this was just all kinds of awesome. You should definitely do Action Figure Porn Theater more often.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you. I need more action figures, I think. And a better "theater."

[crazedturkey.livejournal.com]

You=awesome.

Although the height difference is amusing :D

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Very amusing. *g* Thank you!

[binkii822.livejournal.com]

Seriously? You thought we were going to notice the lighting? There be secksing going on! *laughs and laughs*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Hee! Good point. It's more the blurriness... *g* Glad you had fun.

[dicranum.livejournal.com]

This amuses me greatly! Very cute!

I have to say I was totally exited to find out there are people playing with their action figures and SIMS in the Stargate world with the same sense of humor I have.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Hee! I don't have many action figures--just these three, actually, but I love it when people do Action Figure Theater, and well...Sam and Vala were getting awfully bored just standing there.