Why did I ever think I could write?

I've been hitting my head against the writing wall lately, and I've decided there's only one cure: a meme.

Give me two of the most outrageous prompts you can think of: silly, cliche, or just plain absurd, and I'll pick one and write it in three hundred words or less.

annerbhp, do you think this would count as finishing something? *g*

Why did I ever think I could write?

I've been hitting my head against the writing wall lately, and I've decided there's only one cure: a meme.

Give me two of the most outrageous prompts you can think of: silly, cliche, or just plain absurd, and I'll pick one and write it in three hundred words or less.

annerbhp, do you think this would count as finishing something? *g*