holdouttrout: not your ordinary fish (proof)

Name: Holdouttrout
Location: Oregon, USA
Time: 15:20 Pacific

This one's wearing a dark suit. Very crisp. Looks perfectly normal, which was my first clue.

They're all over today, and if you look at them out of the corner of your eye, rather than straight on, you can see the ravenous hunger in every line of their body.

The old ones are easy to dispose of. Grab a chair, swing hard, hope the rotting flesh can't keep their head on their neck. It's the young ones that cause the most trouble, because you just can't know what's beneath the surface.

They're not interested in my fanfic. They don't care about Sam, Jack, Daniel, Teal'c...but they do, surprisingly, care about Pete. I can usually sort them out by asking them whether or not they like "Singing in the Rain."

The zombies shudder and usually part of them falls off.

Three down.

My coworkers and I remain unscathed thus far, but I'm concerned about the afternoon. It's only going to get worse.

P.S. It's the end of the world.

P.P.S. Self Pimp!

You can find my zombie fic (SG-1) here and here, with a related medical report here

Date: 2007-06-13 11:04 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] pepper-field.livejournal.com
ext_3314: Woman writing (Apocalypse now?)
Am holed up in local pub (seemed like the place to go, or have I been watching too many movies?). Got baseball bat, laptop, and copy of McGyver (for advice on how to make bombs out of gum, of course).

Need to get out of London, though - too high a population. But if I do, I probably won't find wireless networking and a defencible structure. Decisions, decisions...

(*snerk*)

Date: 2007-06-14 03:00 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com
ext_2131: picture of a fish with lots of green (Default)
Perfect icon!

I think your suplly list sounds great...and the only other thing you need, aka alcohol, can be found in the pub. Useful for drinking *and* for setting zombies on fire.

;-)

Date: 2007-06-14 01:38 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] knightedrogue.livejournal.com
I am safe as of now, because zombies, like everyone else on the face of the earth, can't stand to be in a school library nearing seven o'clock on a Wednesday. *whew*

Date: 2007-06-14 03:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] holdouttrout.livejournal.com
ext_2131: picture of a fish with lots of green (Default)
I'm sure there are bibliophilic zombies, too.

...or not.

:-)

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