Though now I'm picturing Sam doing one of those five-hour energy-type commercials (I dunno if you've seen them... I'd like to think energy drinks are a stupid American thing, but the people in them are entirely too chipper), only instead of a really weird, shot-sized energy drink, she's advertising personal time travel devices.
"Now, instead of trying to cram more into a limited number of hours, you can expand your day and relax in the knowledge that no matter how long you sleep, you'll awake refreshed and ready to tackle any false god--no time lost!
Side effects may include disturbance of your circadian rhythm, temporal disorientation, and the appearance of rapid aging. Care must be taken not to cross your own time stream, as universal annihilation may occur. Should not be combined with alcohol. Please consult a time displacement expert before attempting use."
(Also, tomorrow morning I will post an amusing short story about a cat. And a pterodactyl. As you do, when you write for Sanctuary. So there's that.) :)
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Date: 2011-10-05 05:07 am (UTC)From:[Glares pointedly at Trout's workplace and the people therein]: Some people should stop picking on my friend!
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Date: 2011-10-05 05:37 pm (UTC)From:Though now I'm picturing Sam doing one of those five-hour energy-type commercials (I dunno if you've seen them... I'd like to think energy drinks are a stupid American thing, but the people in them are entirely too chipper), only instead of a really weird, shot-sized energy drink, she's advertising personal time travel devices.
"Now, instead of trying to cram more into a limited number of hours, you can expand your day and relax in the knowledge that no matter how long you sleep, you'll awake refreshed and ready to tackle any false god--no time lost!
Side effects may include disturbance of your circadian rhythm, temporal disorientation, and the appearance of rapid aging. Care must be taken not to cross your own time stream, as universal annihilation may occur. Should not be combined with alcohol. Please consult a time displacement expert before attempting use."
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Date: 2011-10-05 06:40 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2011-10-04 11:46 pm (UTC)From:(Also, tomorrow morning I will post an amusing short story about a cat. And a pterodactyl. As you do, when you write for Sanctuary. So there's that.) :)
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Date: 2011-10-05 05:21 am (UTC)From:Also also, I LOVE YOU!
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Date: 2011-10-05 05:41 pm (UTC)From:I love you, too!
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Date: 2011-10-05 04:11 pm (UTC)From:Here, have some pretty *points to icon*
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