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Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Miss Parker (Pretender)
2. Jack O'Neill (Stargate)
3. Kara Thrace (BSG)
4. Princess Leia (Star Wars)
5. Samantha Carter (Stargate)
6. Broots (Pretender)
7. Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
8. Rodney McKay (Stargate)
9. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
10. Dana Scully (X-Files)
11. Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
12. Teal'c (Stargate)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Broots/Elizabeth Bennet) fic? Do you want to?
No. And no. Broots would come out looking like a cross between Mr. Collins and Mr. Bingley. All hesitant and cute, but totally clueless.
2. Do you think Four (Princess Leia) is hot? How hot?
Not in a conventional way. But she's smart, not afraid to fight, and comfortable in her own skin. And that's pretty hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Teal'c) got Eight (Rodney) pregnant?
*Has seriously disturbing images in head* Can this win for most random semi-understandable slash pairing?
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Jayne Cobb)?
I don't really read much Firefly, although I'm sure I've read good Jayne fic.
5. Would Two (Jack O'Neill) and Six (Broots) make a good couple?
Not so much, probably. Jack would not terrorize Broots as much as Miss Parker does, probably, but...it just isn't right.
6. Five/Nine (Samantha Carter/Jayne Cobb) or Five/Ten (Samantha Carter/Dana Scully)? Why?
Well, I can't see Sam putting up with Jayne for long. He's kinda like a...stupid version of Rodney. I think Sam and Scully would get along fantastically, though...and the whole aliens-are-real thing could be fun to play with.
7. What would happen if Seven (Aeryn Sun) walked in on Two (Jack O'Neill) and Twelve (Teal'c) having sex?
Aeryn would do a double-take, mutter something about humans' odd habits, and walk out. Jack would be horribly embarrassed, and Teal'c would just take it in stride.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Kara Thrace/Dana Scully) fic.
Uhhh---The woman claimed she was from another planet. She was clearly insane, but something in her eyes spoke to Scully in a way she hadn't felt for a long time.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Miss Parker/Rodney McKay) fluff?
It's hard to have Miss Parker/Anyone fluff...but I'd KILL to see this pairing done well. The sarcasm would destroy the world...but it would be so worth it.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Aeryn Sun/Teal'c) hurt/comfort fic.
Really no good at titles, but: "Two Alone" kinda works for me.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Princess Leia) to deflower One (Miss Parker)?
*shudders* IF you were going to do such a terrible thing, it'd *really* have to be the other way around. Just sayin'.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Aeryn Sun) slash?
Hmmm...I don't know. There are a few Farscape people, but I think they're probably mostly Aeryn/John shippers. On the other hand, I'm sure more than one of them has come across Aeryn/Chiana fic sometime or another.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Kara Thrace) het?
Yes. Although the pairing varies, and the same people are likely to write Kara/Sam Carter fic, too.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eight (Rodney McKay)?
Lots of people do, to varying degrees.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jack O'Neill/Princess Leia/Samantha Carter)?
Is it wrong that I find this idea hilarious? I know there's someone out there who would.
16. What might Ten (Dana Scully) scream at a moment of great passion?
I think she's an "Oh, God" person myself. [/droll humor that a few people will probably get]
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Rodney McKay), which song would you choose?
I'd write a genderswap crackfic using "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Miss Parker/Broots/Teal'c) fic, what would the warnings be?
Hey! That's nearly canon! I really have no idea how that would work. I think my warning would be, "I have no idea what I was on when I wrote this. Proceed with caution."
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Jack O'Neill) to use on Ten (Dana Scully)?
"Wanna see some *real* aliens?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Samantha Carter)?
About ten minutes ago.
21. What is Six's (Broots) super-sekrit kink?
Apparently, being in charge.
22. Would Eleven (Elizabeth Bennet) shag Nine (Jayne Cobb)? Drunk or sober?
Never in a million years.
23. If Three (Kara Thrace) and Seven (Aeryn Sun) get together, who tops?
You know, I thought this was going to be an easy question with Kara in the equation. I'd have to say that they'd take turns. Or fight for turns.
24. "One (Miss Parker) and Nine (Jayne Cobb) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Jayne Cobb) suddenly runs off with Four (Princess Leia). One (Miss Parker) , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Elizabeth Bennet) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Teal'c), then follows the wise advice of Five (Samantha Carter) and finds true love with Three.(Kara Thrace)"
*brain is broken*
25. What title would you give this fic?
"Fun with Alien Influence and a Time Machine"
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Aeryn Sun/Rodney McKay) was canon?
Rodney would so love that. Aeryn would so kill him. I would...yell at my TV.
And later, I will post the next installment of cliche fic recs--I forgot to, yesterday.
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pepper_field:Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1. Miss Parker (Pretender)
2. Jack O'Neill (Stargate)
3. Kara Thrace (BSG)
4. Princess Leia (Star Wars)
5. Samantha Carter (Stargate)
6. Broots (Pretender)
7. Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
8. Rodney McKay (Stargate)
9. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
10. Dana Scully (X-Files)
11. Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
12. Teal'c (Stargate)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Broots/Elizabeth Bennet) fic? Do you want to?
No. And no. Broots would come out looking like a cross between Mr. Collins and Mr. Bingley. All hesitant and cute, but totally clueless.
2. Do you think Four (Princess Leia) is hot? How hot?
Not in a conventional way. But she's smart, not afraid to fight, and comfortable in her own skin. And that's pretty hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Teal'c) got Eight (Rodney) pregnant?
*Has seriously disturbing images in head* Can this win for most random semi-understandable slash pairing?
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (Jayne Cobb)?
I don't really read much Firefly, although I'm sure I've read good Jayne fic.
5. Would Two (Jack O'Neill) and Six (Broots) make a good couple?
Not so much, probably. Jack would not terrorize Broots as much as Miss Parker does, probably, but...it just isn't right.
6. Five/Nine (Samantha Carter/Jayne Cobb) or Five/Ten (Samantha Carter/Dana Scully)? Why?
Well, I can't see Sam putting up with Jayne for long. He's kinda like a...stupid version of Rodney. I think Sam and Scully would get along fantastically, though...and the whole aliens-are-real thing could be fun to play with.
7. What would happen if Seven (Aeryn Sun) walked in on Two (Jack O'Neill) and Twelve (Teal'c) having sex?
Aeryn would do a double-take, mutter something about humans' odd habits, and walk out. Jack would be horribly embarrassed, and Teal'c would just take it in stride.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Kara Thrace/Dana Scully) fic.
Uhhh---The woman claimed she was from another planet. She was clearly insane, but something in her eyes spoke to Scully in a way she hadn't felt for a long time.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Miss Parker/Rodney McKay) fluff?
It's hard to have Miss Parker/Anyone fluff...but I'd KILL to see this pairing done well. The sarcasm would destroy the world...but it would be so worth it.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Aeryn Sun/Teal'c) hurt/comfort fic.
Really no good at titles, but: "Two Alone" kinda works for me.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Princess Leia) to deflower One (Miss Parker)?
*shudders* IF you were going to do such a terrible thing, it'd *really* have to be the other way around. Just sayin'.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Aeryn Sun) slash?
Hmmm...I don't know. There are a few Farscape people, but I think they're probably mostly Aeryn/John shippers. On the other hand, I'm sure more than one of them has come across Aeryn/Chiana fic sometime or another.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Kara Thrace) het?
Yes. Although the pairing varies, and the same people are likely to write Kara/Sam Carter fic, too.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eight (Rodney McKay)?
Lots of people do, to varying degrees.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jack O'Neill/Princess Leia/Samantha Carter)?
Is it wrong that I find this idea hilarious? I know there's someone out there who would.
16. What might Ten (Dana Scully) scream at a moment of great passion?
I think she's an "Oh, God" person myself. [/droll humor that a few people will probably get]
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Rodney McKay), which song would you choose?
I'd write a genderswap crackfic using "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Miss Parker/Broots/Teal'c) fic, what would the warnings be?
Hey! That's nearly canon! I really have no idea how that would work. I think my warning would be, "I have no idea what I was on when I wrote this. Proceed with caution."
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Jack O'Neill) to use on Ten (Dana Scully)?
"Wanna see some *real* aliens?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Samantha Carter)?
About ten minutes ago.
21. What is Six's (Broots) super-sekrit kink?
Apparently, being in charge.
22. Would Eleven (Elizabeth Bennet) shag Nine (Jayne Cobb)? Drunk or sober?
Never in a million years.
23. If Three (Kara Thrace) and Seven (Aeryn Sun) get together, who tops?
You know, I thought this was going to be an easy question with Kara in the equation. I'd have to say that they'd take turns. Or fight for turns.
24. "One (Miss Parker) and Nine (Jayne Cobb) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Jayne Cobb) suddenly runs off with Four (Princess Leia). One (Miss Parker) , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Elizabeth Bennet) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Teal'c), then follows the wise advice of Five (Samantha Carter) and finds true love with Three.(Kara Thrace)"
*brain is broken*
25. What title would you give this fic?
"Fun with Alien Influence and a Time Machine"
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Aeryn Sun/Rodney McKay) was canon?
Rodney would so love that. Aeryn would so kill him. I would...yell at my TV.
And later, I will post the next installment of cliche fic recs--I forgot to, yesterday.
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Date: 2007-06-20 04:00 pm (UTC)From:You know - Jack O'Neill/Princess Leia/Samantha Carter... Jack would be thrilled, certainly. :D
I think I'd love to read the Teal'c/McKay mpreg (crack)fic. ...I think.
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Date: 2007-06-20 05:07 pm (UTC)From:That's what I thought. This was...an amazing meme. If only for the cracktastic randomosity.
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Date: 2007-06-20 04:02 pm (UTC)From:"Wanna see some *real* aliens?"
I'm so glad I'm on your flist. I love your little bursts of creativity. :-)
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Date: 2007-06-20 05:09 pm (UTC)From:Glad you enjoyed the insanity.
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Date: 2007-06-20 11:29 pm (UTC)From:13. *falls over, laughing*
15 has been written with Han Solo instead of Jack.
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Date: 2007-06-21 04:34 am (UTC)From:You're kidding me.
No, you probably aren't. But that's so...improbable!
:-)
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Date: 2007-06-21 04:37 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2007-06-21 05:39 am (UTC)From:;-)