You must have had some childhood trauma with chipmunks or something. You might want to see a therapist about that.
Does this mean I don't have to write you fic for charity anymore? (or birthday fic for that matter?) Damn. I owe you way too much of my ficcish soul for comfort. Especially because you are a hater of all animals great and small.
I'm not the one who put chipmunks and wank in the same post. Think about that.
And--damn you. Of course I still want my fics. Especially the Sam/Thor one. And I swear I didn't think I'd actually *win* the Charity Ho auction. So now I have to be evil on that one, too.
Sigh.
Can I refriend you yet? Or is there more wank left to exploit here?
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Date: 2007-09-24 05:44 pm (UTC)From:*sighs*
Fine. I'll cut you slack for the chipmunk comment.
...wait. No. No! I will not! I deserve RESPECT, no matter what the hour!!!!
*defriends*
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Date: 2007-09-24 06:13 pm (UTC)From:You're such a cute, disgruntled, little chipmunk. Especially when you try to wank.
Hmmm...that sounds dirty. Obviously my brain is now awake.
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Date: 2007-09-24 06:19 pm (UTC)From:Your dirty, chipmunk-infested mind has driven me away.
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Date: 2007-09-24 06:22 pm (UTC)From:Does this mean I don't have to write you fic for charity anymore? (or birthday fic for that matter?) Damn. I owe you way too much of my ficcish soul for comfort. Especially because you are a hater of all animals great and small.
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Date: 2007-09-24 07:06 pm (UTC)From:And--damn you. Of course I still want my fics. Especially the Sam/Thor one. And I swear I didn't think I'd actually *win* the Charity Ho auction. So now I have to be evil on that one, too.
Sigh.
Can I refriend you yet? Or is there more wank left to exploit here?
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Date: 2007-09-24 07:48 pm (UTC)From::P
You do realize I will forever add at least one chipmunk into any fic I write for you now, right? Talk about wank biting you in the ass. Lol. :D
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Date: 2007-09-24 07:54 pm (UTC)From:Somehow, I very much doubt this. Though it would be quite impressive if you could pull it off.