Tuesday Smut Recs-- (mostly) Sam/Jack

[holdouttrout]

Not a complete listing, of course, as there are many brilliant authors not included here. This is why I need to tag individual fics, and not whole websites.



Solution to Boredom 101: The Closet Trick by lyssie and Ryuu.
Sam. Jack. A Party. A Closet. Evil, evil Daniel.

Tethered and Chained, also by lyssie.
Sam. Jack. Silk. Chainmail. Disturbingly hot. I also love the last line for the sheer audacity of the handwave. True PWP, people.

Actaeon by Janis Cortese.
I love the AMTDI angst here, and the subtle Jack/Daniel undertones, seen from Sam's PoV, actually just make this even sadder. But the sex is lush and hazy and...yeah.

Trigger, by AerynSG-1.
Terribly funny. Features a laughing Teal'c, which--can you blame him? No. No, you can't.

Never, by surreallis.
Amazing post-Death Knell tag. One of my absolute favorite fics ever.

Bad, by nandamai.
More smutty than all the rest combined. I'm betting it's the car sex that does it. That stuff always turns kinda steamy.

Blame It on the Negra Modelo (citizen of the year remix), by poohmusings.
I figure, between the last one and this one, we average out to smut. There's no...actual smut here, but lots of horny!Sam. And who can blame her?

Fast Lane, by rigel_7
Sam/Jack in Washington. Although, honestly, I don't read this one as much for the smut as i do the idea of Sam and Jack having one and a half conversations at once and just being...them. I hope that doesn't offend Rigel. *looks loveable*




And a Bonus rec for Star Wars.
Hardbody, by Sue Parsons.
This is crackfic at its best--completely punny and fun and a fic that you'll never, ever forget. Honest.


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Comments

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Bad still crack me up, as much for n's author's note as for the fic itself.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Great author's note--I find that fic just so, so funny, what with Jack dragging Carter out of the restaurant as if she's done something naughty.

...Which, she has, come to think of it.

[nandamai]

Aw, thanks for the rec!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

I'm just glad you wrote and shared it! So hilariously hot. ;-)

[nandamai]

Thanks. At the time I felt like all the S/J smut I could find was flowery or angsty, and I really wanted to read the funny. So ... I wrote it. Well, I resisted a lot first. ;)

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Well, I resisted a lot first.

Fandom is like the bad boyfriend you keep going back to, even though you know how it's going to end, you've been here before, nothing's changed...

But he drags you in with the promise of great sex and no strings.

And then he moves in and sits on your couch and there's suddenly a lot more beer in your fridge.

(I just realized while writing this that I'm making the entire thing up. Hee! Fandom makes me believe that I know enough about bad boyfriends to make this comparison.)

[supplyship.livejournal.com]

Aeryn's fics are hilarious, especially Trigger! I also love her "Cake" story.

Nice hot recs for a cold, rainy day!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Nice hot recs for a cold, rainy day!

I just figured other people should benefit from my hard, hard work scouring the internets.

*wipes sweat from brow*

[knightedrogue.livejournal.com]

Yay, Hardbody!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Seemed like the right coda for the list.

:-)

[mayogate.livejournal.com]

Cool, you gave me nice pretty porn linkage - you are my new favourite person (until someone shinier catches my eye - what? I'm fickle :-)

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

(until someone shinier catches my eye - what? I'm fickle :-)

It's called serial monogamy, and I'm perfectly okay with that. In fandom. ;-)

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

I figure, between the last one and this one, we average out to smut.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

Oh, and thanks for the rec. *smooooch*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Well, I enjoy your fic(s)!

It was dirty work, reading good fics this morning...but somebody had to do it.

[poohmusings.livejournal.com]

Awwww! You're such a sweetie. You got the doggy slobber icon. :D

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh, c'mon, it's SG-1. They handwave them escaping every third Wednesday on the show... ;)

Thanks for the rec. =)

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's the *audacity* of it. It's even more handwavey than normal! (Besides, we don't get smut on the show.)

And you're very welcome for the rec. :-D

[sue-parsons.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the recommendation! Man, I haven't written in ages, and some of my old stuff getting dredged up and admired, both here and at EB...just might make me.....try harder to write something....

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

just might make me.....try harder to write something....

You really, really should. :-D

[pepper-field.livejournal.com]

Whee, smut!

Have you read elly427's 'Rationale'? You probably have, it's from a while back, but just in case you haven't -

http://elly427.angstnromance.net/sg1/rationale.htm

Something about Death Knell apparently brings out the best in angsty Sam/Jack pr0n.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Oh! That is also a really, really good one, and one I revisit on occasion.

Thank you!