Lifehack: play hide and seek with a(n almost) four-year-old

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 1. Counting is optional past five.

2. They tell you where they will be hiding.

3. They ask you where they should hide next.

4. You can totally half-ass your hiding spot and it’s still better than theirs.

5. When you ask them where they are they will tell you.

6. They will unexpectedly put your exasperated advice into practice and not giggle when you are within five feet of them.

7. They are so small that even when you know you are within five feet of them you might not be able to see them.

8. When you do find them they will have literally stuck a pillow over themselves for camouflage… and it will have worked.