Watching Return of the King

[holdouttrout]

Hobbits are going to kill me with their pipes and their food and their love of home and hearth and their inability to stay out of trouble when trouble needs them.

Men are stupid.

Aragorn, you really need to learn what the term “leading her on” means. Sheesh. Also. Since when does it make sense for Arwen to be dying Right This Second?

Oh, yeah. The spider. Ew ew ew ew ew.

Why didn’t I start this movie an hour sooner?

SAM.

Men, especially Stewards of Gondor who have gone mad, are really stupid.

SAM. Seriously. SAM.

Dude. Your son, like Frodo, is not dead! Burning him alive is a bit premature.

Eowyn is no man.

So many endings.