Oh, good night. It's Friday again.

[holdouttrout]

Hello. Can we just agree that the only good thing about Fridays is the fact that work eventually ends?

'Cause it seems that Fridays on lj are ded ded ded, and that makes me sad. I want fun stuff to reeeeaaaaaddddddd, people.

In other news: I have an idea for crackfic, but I need a prompt. That...doesn't make any sense, does it. Anyway, give me prompts! I promise nothing, not even a story, although you'll probably get one, knowing me, but prompts are always good!

Bonus points if they are ideas that would normally send most people screaming for the back button. I AM that evil, yes.

*grins*

Comments

[beanpot.livejournal.com]

Jack and Sam have two sets of twins and they hire a nanny with purple eyes...but why is she really here and what are her plans for Daniel?!!??!!!??

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

What, the 118 squicks aren't enough of an inspiration for you? I think you should write #118. >:)

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

Does Jack give birth to one set and Sam the other?

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Sam and Vala are.... DENTISTS! Who fight crime! And plaque!

[mrspollifax.livejournal.com]

Nono! She should write the "unless" part of #117!

[6beforelunch.livejournal.com]

Lt. Colonel Cameron "Cam" Mitchell of the United States Air Force, assigned to the top secret mission known as the Stargate Project which had been founded after Doctor Daniel "Space Monkey" Jackson deciphered the symbols on an ancient ring that had been uncovered in Gisa, Egypt in 1928 and allowed for near-instantaneous travel between planets, woke up pregnant.

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

Somebody's a virgin. Bonus points for biologically implausible sex while horrifically injured and under enemy fire.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god. I love you guys.

I'll do that one.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what that is.

*is still laughing from the suggestions*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

I...that...

It's awesome in its randomosity.

And perfect, I think, for what I had in mind.

*evil grin*

EDIT: ARGH IT'S 'ITS' ISSUES AGAIN!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

What is this fascination with getting Cam pregnant?

Also: EXPOSITION!!!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, that's a tall order. We'll see.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Well, of course!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god. You people crack me up.

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

Well I wouldn't call it an order, so much, seeing as I wouldn't read it without a gun to my head . . .

[supplyship.livejournal.com]

I just saw the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile drive through downtown Seattle. In the Financial District of all places!

Um, that was intended to be something "fun" to read, not a crack!fic prompt. Although...

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

The idea is to write something using those basic cliches that is not so horrific that people throw up after reading it.

That's why it's a tall order.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

That's hilariously awesome!

And...thank you, I think. ;-)

[gabolange.livejournal.com]

And that, your honor, is when I poured acid in my eyes . . . *dies laughing*

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

I'm all for that sport, but in this case it can't be done. Absolutely not. *mutters something about Cam being a virgin, and Sam and Vala have to flip a coin to see who helps him out, because he doesn't want to die a virgin, and in the meantime Daniel and Teal'c and even Jack are stranded in the tiny little space with them and bombs are falling . . . *

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Well, if you add alien influence into the mix...

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Thor is there. And a Furling.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you've got this one under control. Maybe I won't have to write it after all.

[mrspollifax.livejournal.com]

Bad flashback to 80s television. Believe me when I say I was joking! =)

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

And then they're all inconveniently rescued via transporter beam. And materialize on the bridge of the Odyssey, directly at General Landry's feet. And Carolyn is there.

[stargazercmc.livejournal.com]

Jack's Magical Penis! Bonus points if it includes some type of Sam or Daniel or Teal'c horror from really being a virgin because of some traumatic event. Like the pizza guy delivering their food late, or something.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

(How about secret agent dentists who fight crime...Valley Girl style!)

Vala was just getting ready for work when Sam interrupted her.

"Vala," she said, snapping her gum and putting a hand on one hip. "Do you, like, have a lot of appointments today?"

Vala rolled her eyes. "Like a ton."

"No way!" Sam sympathized.

"Totally," Vala agreed. She frowned at her pristine white lab coat and brushed at an imaginary speck of dirt. "Do you think they actually wash these? They always smell weird."

Sam flipped sides so she was standing with all her weight on her other foot, her hand curled into an awkward fist around a plaque scraper.

"I know! But seriously, I need to know about today. Like, I was totally hoping that we'd be able to ditch this afternoon and do..." she looked around their office and then leaned forward and lowered her voice a fraction. "...stuff. You know."

Vala's eyes brightened. "Spill!"

Sam waved her hand as if dismissing it. "It's like, totally boring, right, but you-know-who asked me for a favor, and it's gotta be better than Mr. Jones' halitosis."

"Do we get to like, kill anyone this time?" Vala said brightly.

Sam frowned. "Only if they try to kill us first."

Vala pouted. "Bummer."

"Totally," Sam mourned. She took another quick look around, ignoring the hygenists who were staring at them as if they'd lost their minds. "Two o'clock, then?"

Vala brightened. "Yeah!"

Sam grinned and then flounced off to her office, leaving Vala to shrug into her lab coat and get ready for a day of doing battle against some very nasty villains.

"Plaque, you're like, totally going down," she muttered.

She was ready to start the day.

[moonshayde.livejournal.com]

SG-1 as the characters/plot from The Hunchback from Notre Dame.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

It's probably a good thing I don't know Hunchback well enough to do that justice.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

While having secks? The scandal!

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Oh, good lord. Y'all are going to ruin me.

[moonshayde.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. Could be the Aladdin one I subjected myself to where Jack was Jasmine...

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Could be the Aladdin one I subjected myself to where Jack was Jasmine...

*blinks*

*blinks some more*

There are no words.

[supplyship.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Plaque, you're like, totally going down

*dies*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

I admit that I was totally, like, inspired by the completely awesome valley-girl style deleted scenes from House season 2. I think all shows should do them, now.

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, the President says it's totally okay, what with them being heroes and all.

[splash-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Marry me?

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. I forgot about that.

It could be titled, "Pain is just so real," and everyone could cry because it's just so damn beautiful.

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

*suspicious trout is supicious*

Aren't you, like, totally married already? I dunno if I could, like, handle the jealousy?

You are so totally welcome, btw.

*grins*

[6beforelunch.livejournal.com]

Maybe because he's the only one who'd have the decency to get freaked out about it? Jack would bitch and Daniel would sulk and Teal'c...well, Teal'c's been incubating immature lifeforms since before Hammond was born, so for him it would just be more of the same. Cam's the only one who can be counted on for a genuine grade A freak out. ;)

Whee, exposition!

[mrspollifax.livejournal.com]

Whee! It's Totally Spies: Stargate Edition. Except with dentists instead of high school girls, but whatever.

And really, for even thinking of that show? You should defriend me.

[rolleson.livejournal.com]

*diez*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

OMG!

*defriends*

...What's Totally Spies? Oh, wait. No. I know this. It's a...cartoon? Modern? I think?

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Thank you!

[mrspollifax.livejournal.com]

French-made anime set in Beverly Hills (I kid you not). Three teenage girls save the world while being appropriately shallow and going shopping a lot. A rather crack-y guilty pleasure of mine from several years ago. *g*

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! I love it.

[syxp.livejournal.com]

That's awesome.

I wonder if I can get them to come by my house.

[rigel-7.livejournal.com]

*glee*

MUCH GLEE!

I want a picfic / stick figure / SG1-as-coffee-mugs / I-found-this-awesome-thing-on-the-internet-and-made-sg-1-characters-from-it

:D

[holdouttrout.livejournal.com]

You don't ask much, do you? I'm not sure my visual creativity extends that far...

;-)