Holdouttrout

1) I was really confused this morning, because I'm sure Aeryn Sun and Kara Thrace are in two different universes, but apparently they met up and had hot pilot sex at one time... or at least that's what this vid by laurashapiro is telling me. Totally started my morning off right.

2) Speaking of femslash, I finally found my Sam/Janet goggles and keep throwing them in the drawer with my Sam/Vala goggles and wanting Sam/Vala with Sam/Janet history. Anyone? Anyone? Maybe I'll just write it myself.

3) After I finish my Day of Indulgence fic, of course. I have more deleted from that fic than in it currently, and it's killing me. *kicks it* I can't even tell you guys anything about it, because if I do, my muse will disappear again--right now he's just standing in the corner and looking at me. Helpful.

Bonus) Just because I know you're dying to know, I just finished the second book in The Sword of Truth. Can the characters stop throwing temper tantrums and sounding like two-year-olds? Because that would make the books 300% better.

Title: Sandwiches and Smushing
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: Sam/Vala
Category: Smutlet
Words: 780
Notes: This was supposed to be comment fic, but it's a little too long. :-) Written because of this post, and therefore Abyssinia's fault. :-)

( it's the little things )

Title: Honeymoon Suite
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Pairing: Sam/Vala
Rating/Warnings: In the three-color system I think makes a ton of sense, this is a yellow. If it were a movie, it'd have to be rated R for full female nudity and girl-on-girl action, even though there's essentially nothing blatant, and only one bad word that I can remember.
Words: 1,600
Summary: Sam and Vala find themselves in interesting quarters while visiting an underground city.
Notes: My thanks to splash_the_cat, who held my hand while she ripped apart this story to the bare bones, making it much much better in the long run. Thanks also to everyone else who held my hand through the last oh...months, especially Bean, Abyssis, Besyd, and Ultranos. For such a little thing, it sure caused a lot of trouble.


( You have any better ideas? )

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The latest set of '5 things' has been unveiled, and I ACTUALLY WROTE ONE this time. :-D (First actual 5-things ever--I wrote a story that ended up being one, but it was largely accidental.)

Warnings: het, slash, femslash, OT4, smut, sexual situations, fluff, sap, angst, humor.
Pairings: Sam/Jack, Vala/Teal'c, Sam/Vala, Jack/Daniel OMG, and Original Flavour OT4.
Spoilers: NONE (well, unless Vala counts. She exists! Oh Noes!)

( Isn't that just an amazing warning list? )

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Just archiving a ficlet I wrote for Julie's bad day here. It's an alien-substance abuse story. Oh, yeah. Like that.

Humor, Pre-smut

( She was always right about these things )

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