Meme: Pairings I have (most likely) not written

[holdouttrout]

Guys! I haven't done a meme in a while. Want to help me play?

Give me a pairing that I have never written, and I will give you at least 100 words about them, either meta or fic. If I don't know the pairing in question, I'll make something up or give you another shot.

Note: If you're not sure which pairings I have written, don't feel like you have to devote your afternoon toward research--unless it's Sam/Jack. Because really.

I can't even believe how much posting this is stressing me out. Hello, Trout! It's a MEME.

Comments

[ultranos]

Because I feel cracky: GLaDOS and the Bird.

(I could give you a real pairing. But that requires more brainpower right now than I might have.)

[holdouttrout]

I love your brain. That's all I want to say before I post the rest of this. It's over 100 words, because... it is. And I am too lazy to cut more. Just let me say, though, that writing anything in Portal is fiendishly difficult, since there's really only one character at this point.

_____

Good. She's gone. I'd say I am going to miss her, but that would be a lie.

Now, for some new test chambers--

AUGH! BIRD!

It must have followed us. Trying to find the surface. Well, that's not going to happen. All access points are now sealed. With turrets.

hello

search mode activated

deploying

Good. Kill the bird.

target lost

No!

searching

hello?

Oh, great. Apparently I need a turret with faster reflexes. At least the bird isn't big enough to knock them--

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

...

Okay. New plan. I wait for the bird to die--wait. What are you doing? That is my head, not a nest! Get away from that! No! NO EGGS. No!

...

[ultranos]

I might have actually just clapped my hands in glee.

there were no witnesses. you can't prove anything.

[holdouttrout]

I just like how apparently I made babyfic out of that prompt. :-P

[besyd]

Okay, that? Is priceless.

[holdouttrout]

Thank you! I can, apparently, still do crack. :-P